Are you one of the watch guys that wants to stand out from the crowd? The kind of collector that says “the hell with classic, I need more pizzazz with my timepiece”? I understand, I do!
Perhaps you are the fine owner of a Rolex Bark Bracelet? I’ll try to let it slide, but let it be known that the “Barker” was the biggest dog to ever stumble off the porch of Rolex SA. The pre-owned market is the worst that could ever be for the model! God can only hope you got one of the funky dial combos that were offered with it and maybe some diamonds. Hey, might as well heap it on! If you’re going to Miami beach with the older crowd, maybe you’ll be… Nope, still horrible.
Haha, they still surface like a monk fish from the bottom. Kinda gaudy but meant in great taste I suppose.